Kathleen's Top 10

A couple week's ago Kathleen said she's been kinda sad at not being mentioned more in my blog and would have to do something drunken and ridiculous during Wake Forest Marketing Summit in order to get mentioned in my blog. Well, she exceeded expectations and is getting an ENTIRE blog post all to herself. Here are my Top 10 drunken Kathleen moments from Marketing Summit. Don't forget that I was only in Winston-Salem for about 36 hours, so these are all from ONE SINGLE EVENING.

10) Kathleen: Why didn't you tell me where you were going?

Me: I did. I texted you.

(Kathleen looks at her phone).

Kathleen: And apparently, I responded.

Kathleen's text: A out to leave molleniym

9) Waitress: Here's your tab.

Kathleen: I have a tab? What's on my tab?

8) Kathleen: So...like...dinosaurs...wait...wait..dinosaurs...no...wait...like...dinosaurs.

I have no idea what she was trying to say here because I was laughing so hysterically.

7) She ate the paper that was attached to the chocolates near our places at the gala.

6) She refused to leave the open bar, when the bartender gave us a terrible pour.

5) She repeatedly told me that my chicken looked like a penis.

4) She slapped me and then realizing that no one saw her slap me, decided to repeat it...multiple times.

3) The next morning after telling her that I had just thrown up, I got a text back saying: "Puke and rally." I'm including this in the Drunk Kathleen list since she believes that she may have still been drunk at that point.

2) After eating Cookout at Andy's house, Kathleen fell into his planting bed on her way out. She scratched up her knee and hand. No skirts for her this week!

1) Due to respect for Kathleen...this one will remain blank. But just take my word for it, there is definitely a #1 moment.

I'd like to put in another plug for my tumblr account...jstothephd I can update things here from my smart phone and so things get posted in real time!!

Important Announcement:

Due to boredom and peer pressure from Marcia, I'm now on tumblr. Get more of your Jsto fix at jstothephd.tumblr.com I'm going to try to keep up blogspot too and keep more of my spur of the moment thoughts for tumblr. We'll see.

STOP THE CLOCK

"Well, it's only been a day but things r deff not gonna work out between me n my boo n its only cuz the distance."

Shortest engagement EVER!

I...Just...I...What?

Partially I am blogging to keep from having a major freak out. Long story short, a bunch of my data got screwed up, not really my fault, just not knowing how the stupid survey program works. (AKA who knew that question #1 on the survey would show up as question #5 on data report.) But still I reported incorrect analysis to a prof which makes me feel like I screwed up AND it's like 12 hours of work down the drain...fun...

Anyway, the other reason I'm blogging is because my cousin posted this on facebook today: "well i guess someone finally wants to wife me up...and were so inlove i hate this long distance b.s....i said yes of chorse so i guess ill just take this all one day at a time...n pray hes the one."

This literally make me speechless other than to sarcastically say "Yeah, cause THAT is a good idea." So I will let my friends speak for me. Here are the reactions of various of members of my friends and family.

Amanda1: shut the front door

Danielle: He looks like her pimp. (Danielle actually investigated her on fb)

my dad: OMG I almost pee'd myself reading it. (yes, my dad actually typed OMG...this was my favorite response)

Andy: That's some serious poetry there.

Marcia: oh. my. god.

Meredith: oh geez. did they meet via inmate mail?

Kathleen: wait what no!!! She's engaged! Oh god please tell me you'll be maid of honor or something!

Being a part of this wedding may just eat away at my soul.