What will they do when he retires?

If you can't read it, it says "Congratulations to Middletown's Ben Olsen 2006 U.S. World Cup Soccer Team Member." It is hanging downtown in my hometown. This is what my town has to celebrate. I guess they want to believe Ben Olsen negates the whole Three Mile Island thing and nobody really bought the whole Mickey Mouse was really invented here, but ripped off by Disney.

Not a bad picture for being taken while I was driving.