Please, Please, Please

This message is to the superintendant of the Harrisburg Area School District....just go ahead and cancel school for tomorrow. You know you want to. All the school districts around you are closed as well as all the Catholic schools in Harrisburg. I know you are just doing this to toy with me and make me get up tomorrow at the usual time and watch the news only to see that it is closed and not be able to go back to sleep. I'm begging you. I like to sleep in.