Facebook Posts from the Outside

My cousin got released from jail. I know. It's sad. Meredith expressed her disappointment in this news and was trying to plot some way to get Dezerae (my cousin) to continue sending me letters. I told her not to worry because Dezerae and I are facebook friends and now we will have updates in real time. So to ring in the new year, here is the very first facebook post and comment chain from outside of jail. I've edited it down since some of the conversation is redundant, and I will leave my comments till the end though honestly it pretty much will speak for itself. This is from New Year's Eve.

Dezerae: Where's my bitchz at?
Natasha: I got ur bitch right here.
Dezerae: What u doin tonight?
Kayla: Goin to the casino wit my mom lol...she is my designated driver.
Natasha: I'm in wit the kiddies...wat bout u?
Dezerae: I'm tryin to hit this party up in the burg
Dezerae: But I need a bitch to ride out with me lol
Natasha: lol i'm on a 9pm curfew lol i aint doin dat to my self lol
Dezerae: oh yeah i am too lol
Dezerae: nevermind
Natasha: yeah...stay at the crib and get ur swirve on dez...best choice...my opinion! lol
Dezerae: u rite

Ok, now for my comments. As if they are needed. psht. 1) Can anyone be a bitch now? Is there some differentiating factor between bitches and non-bitches? Am I a bitch? And if so, is that a good thing? 2) She's been out one day and already has forgotten that she has a curfew. Yeah, this is going to last real long. 3) I don't know who this Natasha is, and other than the fact that she for some reason is one a curfew, she seems to be a reasonable person. Unless "getting ur swirve on" is REALLY bad.