My New Invention

While waiting in a very long line for a porta potty, I came up with an invention and Danielle agreed that it would be a good idea. People would go into the porta potty and apparently thought that was like their own private time and six hours later would emerge while 20 people fresh from tailgating held their breath. I've decided that you need timed porta potties. You have a minute and a half (this time is subject to change based on study as to what is actually a resonable amount of time.) At a minute and 15 seconds, you receive a beep warning. When the full time is up, the door flings open.