My Cousin's Career Advice

I think I already told you I've been teaching my 5th grade cousin flute while she finds a new teacher. (She made county band...very serious stuff). Anyway, last night she called to see if she could come tonight because I'm on vacation Monday and will miss her typical lesson. She had what she thought was a great idea for me.

"You should give flute lessons all the time. You can put a sign on your door 'flute lessons $20' and knock out where your washer and dryer is to put in a little store and sell pencils and erasers and music and stuff."

Guess this farce of a flute lesson I've been giving has convinced someone.