Wardrobe Malfunction

Aubrey: (while looking at my Pooh balloon, which is still very much afloat, and trying to stall her flute lesson) "Winnie the Pooh is inappropriate for children"

Me: "Why?"

Aubrey: "His stomach is showing out from under his shirt and in real life he doesn't have any pants."

Ahhh...the future of America. Can't wait till they start censoring cartoons for not wearing any pants!