SUCK IT, BOB DAVIE!!!

Dear Bob,

In response to the recent comments you made in regards to Notre Dame and Charlie Weis, SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE (unless of course its to drink another diet coke that you used to have your managers tote around for you).

No, the loss to a overrated Oregan State team in the Fiesta Bowl did not get you fired. Being a consistently bad coach and an arrogant prick did. (Note: add perverted there as well...remember your play call signals? That should not be the hand signal for "hard" especially in mixed company.)

Yes, we lost this year to the currently #3, 4, and 5 teams in the country. But we didn't lose to Michigan State 5 years in a row or constantly barely edge out Navy and for that matter lose to Airforce. And I seem to recall a Boston College game where I was routing for a squirrel because he was the only thing from South Bend on the field that might have an opportunity to score a touchdown...not to mention he was probably a better field goal kicker than Samson.

Coach Weis also did not say that the Notre Dame mystique doesn't exist (as you did) nor is his every other word "appreciate". He also has much better time management skills (see the UCLA game this year versus whatever game that was when you were able to drive down to the 5 yard line and run out of time while our players stood around looking confused). He also has spiced up the playbook a little bit. Sorry, Bob, running anything but Julius Jones up the middle on first down does not count as a trick play. At least you have YSU's 2000 Penguin of the Year to put on your resume.

Hey, by the way, what's Lovecchio doing now...I think he just did some body work on my car the other day...that worked out well for ya didn't it?

Sincerly,
JSto