The Worst Laffy Taffy EVER

Today at the pointless trianing I had to take, they had candy on the table and I took a Laffy Taffy. Here were the jokes:

What happened to the wind? It blew away.

When was meat so high? When the cow jumped over the moon.

I'm sorry Katie A from Manhatten, KS and Scott P. from Angola, IN, but your jokes suck and make no sense and are the worst jokes in Laffy Taffy history!